A bird flies overhead, pooping in Kenny's mouth. Mr. Garrison: Well, I'm trying to direct the school Christmas Play, but your son was holding baby Jesus fetus by the head. (Mmmmhmmm!) Kyle: We can too. Announcer: Mr. Hankey play set comes with everything seen here. You, you mean Mr. Hankey. Kyle: I'm not hearing that. The tuning of the Song is E Standard. Christ. Flush him down but he's never gone Receptionist: Jacket! Difference between revisions of "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" Revision as of 16:20, 21 November 2014 (view source) South park studios (talk | contribs) ← Older edit. Townsman: Wait, wait, there's a star above the stage; that's very offensive to non-Christians. Officer Barbrady: [Making it up]Yesss. The show's three songs "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo", "Kyle's Mom's A Stupid Bitch", and "The Lonely Jew On Christmas" are all heard again in later episodes. Jesus: Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me. Mr. Broslofski: Say it! Tree Huggers: And we must put a stop to the cutting down of Christmas trees. But all of those stories seem kind of... gay [South Park Mental Hospital] Kyle: Say something Mr. Hankey. Sheila: Oh my God! What kind of sick weirdo are you? Singers: Sometimes He's runny Shot of baby eating what was Mr. Hankey. Sister: Yehhh! Kyle: Wait, I may not have Santa, but I do have Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo. Stan: Huh? Stan: The whole town's pissed of at each other, it's really sweet. We have to go to the mall and tell Santa Claus what we want for Christmas. Lyrics for Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo by Early '50s recording by Cowboy Timmy. She a big fat bitch! She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls! Cartman raises his hand. Priest: Mayor, the Nativity is what Christmas is all about. Why? Kyle: I don't have a problem! Brother: Let's put the fez hat on him. Stan: You know, it seems like something is still not right. Cartman: Oh ho! Mr. Garrison: Ohh, do you have to take the Christmas tree too? Mr. Broslofski: Open this door! How like a turtle the sun looks.... [Cheering] Kyle wanders as he's singing. Kyle: Mookie stinks? Chef: Howdy ho Mr. Hankey. He takes another sip, this time noticing a turd in his coffee. The Virgin Mary was sleeping When Angel Gabriel appeared. Wendy[as the Virgin Mary] is breathing and panting as though in labor. Mr. Broslofski: Now you get to sleep and think about how your poor mother has to clean that bathroom up! Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Mr. Garrison: Rats. (happy, happy, happy, everybody's happy). Sondr & Keelan Donovan - Swim Lyrics, RADWIMPS - Cocorononaca - Complete Version Lyrics, William Black feat. I'm Trying! Kyle: Yeh. Sometimes he's runny, Sometimes he's burnt, Sometimes he's practicality water. Kyle: Probably just another stupid dreidel anyway. Stan: Hey, come on guys. 'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter Kyle: Here he comes! Mr. Hankey: What's all the ruckus? [South Park Elementary School] We can show everyone the true spirit of Christmas. Cartman: How do you know? Mr. Broslofski: It wasn't our idea to take out Santa Claus. Sick! Here's a game I like to play Well shucks, if I weren't real could I sing this jolly Christmas song. Announcer: Thank you chef. Throughout Chef's song Kenny is on the ladder trying to get the star down. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on December 17, 1997. Counselor: Uhh, oh my God, you sick little monkey! Stan: Dude! [Singing]Santa Claus is on his way, he's loaded goodies on his sleigh, drop 'em off on Christmas day, and I'll say howdy ho! Cartman: [One of the 3 wise men]Ohhhh. Mr. Garrison: Okay kids, get ready to take your places. Don't you see, this is the one time of year we're supposed to forget all the bad stuff. Mr. Garrison: See, that's what you get when you raise your child to be a pagan. Wendy: Ok. Wendy: Ah! Kyle: Uhhhh. Mayor McDaniels: Excuse me? Mom: Well, maybe this will help. Mr. Garrison: Oh God, you're not going to lay that Hanukkah crap on me, are you? Fairlane, Dia Frampton & Synchronice - Butterflies - Synchronice Remix Lyrics. Stan, you need to do something about friend, okay. Kyle: Yeh, we'll show them! Kenny: Huh?!? Two persons lights go off. Kyle: Well, you're gonna be sorry when you see me riding around on Santa's sleigh with Mr. Hankey fat ass! Mr. Broslofski: Kyle, what are you doing in there?!? But all of these stories seem kinda...gay, 'coz we all know who brightens up our holiday..... Mr. hankey the christmas poo, … Announcer: And now, South Park Elementary presents The Happy Non-Offensive, Non-Denominational Christmas Play, with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer Philip Glass. Just use this special Fecal Fishing Net and select your best Mr. Hankey. South Park Kids: [Singing]We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew, on Christmas. Traduction de « Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo » par South Park (OST), anglais → français Deutsch English Español Français Hungarian Italiano Nederlands Polski Português (Brasil) Română Svenska Türkçe Ελληνικά Български Русский Српски العربية فارسی 日本語 한국어 The lights dim, leaving Stan in the spot light. It is sung by Mr. Hankey in the Season Four episode, "A Very Crappy Christmas". On Tuesday she's a bitch! Stan: Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here. The top of the turd falls over. Mr. Garrison: And Wendy, I'm still not believing the labor pains. Ike: Uh oh, the flames, uh oh. Announcer: That's right kids, now you can make your very own Mr. Hankey. Sheila: Our family doesn't celebrate Christmas. Kyle: Come on! Kyle: Sorry. Counselor: And that must make you mad. Wendy: You guys, look! But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, he might come to your town. It's snowing! Barbrady ponders for a moment. My friends won't let me join in any games. He's seen the love inside of you His smell and his spirit linger on. She's a stupid bitch. Counselor: Now I also understand that you're Jewish, is that right Kyle? Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Small and brown he comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns A present from down below Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!" The toilet flushes. Kyle: I can see its head! Kyle: Well, what could it be? Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away. And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow Kyle: Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, haven't you guys ever heard of it? Having imaginary friends is fine Kyle, but this simply will not do! Intro Song from Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics:http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s03e15-mr-hankeys-christmas-classics [Screaming] Did you just throw doodoo at Eric?!? Kyle: I'm a clincally depressed fecalphiliac on Prozac. Dance! Crowd: Yehhhh! Me?!? From episode "Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo" s01e09 South Park Priest: Yeh, it's because the Jew said it couldn't be Christian. Mr. Broslofski: Huhhhh. Kenny: Woohoohoo. Kyle: Mr. Hankey. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Hankey." I am going straight to the mayor about you Mr. Garrison. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" is the ninth episode of the first season of the American animated television series South Park. I can make a Mr. Hankey too! Kyle: Officer Barbrady! Kyle: What's that? A present from down below Cartman: How about we sing "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch, in D-minor?" Kyle: Friends? Kyle: But Mr. Hankey seems so real. The piece of crap in Kyle's hands sits motionless. You'll hear the hair of angels sing when I'm sliding off your bra. [Whistle] Mr. Garrison: Okay children, we've just received word from the mayor that the Christmas play can't include any Christmas lights, since they offend people with epilepsy. Mayor McDaniels: No Mr. Garrison, we cannot get rid of all the Mexicans. Let's sing songs and dance and play [Auditorium] All contents related to Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Santa Claus, Jimmy, Iraq, Superman, elves, The Poo-Choo Express, Underpants Gnomes; The boys arrive at the North Pole and talk to Santa Claus. Shot of shark swimming in the tank. Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho Kyle, gosh you're looking swell. It isn't being sensitive to the Jewish community. Get all the lyrics to songs on Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics and join the Genius community of music scholars to learn the meaning behind the lyrics. Kyle: It's a surprise. Ike is chasing his dreidel. Kyle!!! Sheila: Kyle, shh. Priest: Ooooh. Talking poo is where I draw the line. Kyle: [Singing]It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas. Wendy: I believe in Mr. Hankey. Stan: Come on dude, push! Announcer: Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday.... I'm sorry, was it the pagan remark? Mr. Broslofski: Sheila, let me handle this. Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch! He might come to your town! "Mr. Hankey must defend his character or lose everything that is important to him. Mr. Hankey appears in his coffee, only Kyle sees him. [South Park Mental Hospital] Sister: That one! Mr. Garrison: Oh brother. Mr. Hankey jumps out of a box on stage The curtain opens, revealing a Nativity Scene Kyle: No. Sister: There's nothing to do. If you remove Christ, you must remove Santa and Frosty and all that garbage too. You people focus so hard on the things wrong with Christmas that you've forgotten what's so right about it. He takes another sip. Kyle: Nothing! Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say Howdy ho ho yum yum yum Christmas Time has come! Kyle: [Singing]Hannukuh is nice, but why is it, that Santa passes over my house every year? Mr. Hankey dives at Cartman, hitting him in the face. Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language: We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose, and we all know Frosty whose made out of snow.