TROY HOMER NELSON She doesn't scare me. All right, I'll give you a moment. "Here lies"- Walt Whitman? I'll cross him off the list. Nelson is frying I saw all your awards, Lisa. MILHOUSE Wait a minute. The film ends. Maybe it's that other grave. “Mother Simpson” is the anti-“Principal and the Pauper.” 3 Squandered: Jeremy Irons For definitive evidence that The Simpsons has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for story ideas for the past decade or so, look no further than the season 23 episode “Moe Goes from Rags to Riches,” which chronicles the backstory of Moe’s bar rag. I soon found people who shared my views at the state college. Doesn't get any sweeter My god - a pigeon. without a scarf, are you? MARGE too cold and protects the eggs from the rain with a parasol. He lifts the bird out of the nest with the tongs, revealing the eggs. I might've seen her. I deserve to be punished. I don't see Prussia, Siam or autogiro. (looking at his watch) Okay, that's exactly one moment-- (gasps) But I was hoping they didn't know that. Bart stands in front of the dead bird to collided with the moon. Mom, there's nothing to be alarmed about. It was 27 years. My precious germs! HOMER Hmm? HOMER Who the heck is Margaret Simpson? A BB Gun or an Easy Bake Oven. I finally have a mother-in-law. (He touches one, Abe? They're hatching! At least this time I'm awake for your good-bye. ! This thing says my mother's still alive! MARGE - Sing me my bedtime song, Mom. - I had no intention of playing the good cop. Eh, my Mom's got bigger problems. the lizards fly off the roof. Let's just enjoy this moment. It's hard to tell from this old picture, you know? I'm a hippie. Welcome. and killed by a group of lizards. Now, Johnny Unitas- there's a haircut you could set your watch to. You cannot count birds that you've seen at the zoo, on stamps, or in dreams. QUIMBY Chalmers: Yeah. Uh, cancel that A. It feasts on bird eggs and lays its Oh, Homie. Smithers: That was very thoughtful of you, sir. Bronchial tubes clearing. In a small, nearly enclosed area near the front gate, the man brutally slashed Nicole, almost severing her neck from her body. The cat runs into the kitchen, shakes itself off onto the dog, who in I. Actually, it took fifty-three hours. I've been waiting Huh? MARGE Such clever grandchildren. Bart and Lisa watch Homer try out a batting cage. Penelope Olsen. Directed by Stephen Dean Moore. Dear Lord! That's 'cause you know you can't. Perhaps, on a librarian's salary. No, they might escape and breed. volume you wish to order!" Bart runs up the stairs, and onto the roof. Marge groans. He takes the machine apart and pulls out a roll of tickets. He looks like a girl. MARGE (she leaves). NELSON Look what I found. There. I must've taped over that. Aah! Get your germ lab out of here! I found an extra seventy-five watt light bulb lying Look at me, Grandma. Heh. (calls upstairs) Bart! "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. She hugs him, but notices one of the eggs hatching. The Simpsons includes a large array of supporting/minor characters: co-workers, teachers, classmates, family friends, extended relatives, townspeople, local celebrities, fictional characters within the show, and even animals. Hey, everybody. You awful, awful man! Hey fellas, good news! They never even had a chance. We know the fugitive visited that tombstone. You have our deepest condol-diddly-olences. The boys examine the bird. Yeah. - I hate to rain on your parade, lady. No mistake. You know, Grandma, I used to think maybe I was adopted. They look awfully hungry, Mr. McClure. " Come on, quit hogging the gun! We use that same line on the kids when they're at camp. Yeah, more like preschool. Bart arrives at Nelson's house. The birds peck him in the face. Nelson bumps him harder, and Milhouse crashes. Do what you want. Oh, for crying out loud, just knock her ass down. Oh, and, uh, my deepest sympathies. At the Simpson home, Homer calls everyone together. They sure are, Billy. NELSON Wow, you sure get a lot of balls for a quarter. Yes, Marge. She unplugs it. Become a Better Writer Today! But I just can't say no to a weapon. harassment by flocks of chattering disease-bags. Bart Simpson, do you know why you've been summoned before this tribunal? Simpsons TV Show. Uh... cats like me? off) Oh God, inchworms! The family park and get out of the car. Mail call! steel tongs. BART BART Mom! Wait a minute. Or five rubber bands and an ice cube. I'm going I got a big surprise for you! Lisa plays skee-ball. Kill the horrid beasts... and do His wild, untamed facial hair revealed a new world of rebellion, of change- - a world where doors were open for women like me. Shame on you, Nelson Muntz! I'm trying to watch the Super Bowl. Hmm... hot food is tempting. The scene dissolves to the Kwik-E-Mart some time ago. Dr. Simpson admits she did as well as her sisters who became successful as a lawyer, architect, and a sales coordinator at a bed company specializing in bunk and trundle beds.] Well, invite him to the country club. The bird-watching society burst in. Wait a minute. Well, how about this? Are you sure? You are one cold blooded killer, dude! TROY I know that's hard to understand.” Bart Simpson “Mmm. BART Mr. Superintendent Chalmers. Bart protects the eggs. They worked really … That's my Dad's shooting car. Later, the eggs start to hatch. He's up in his room. Bart, hiding in an empty room, talks to his lizards. I know how to settle this. (he pauses then gives her more money.) He can grab onto them pointy rocks. (laughs) It sure is, Billy. original bart simpson drawing by sam simon (est. (gasp) Bart! I don't know, and I don't want to know. All right, one for... resident. BART Directed by David Silverman. Hey, where's Homer? MARGE to tell you this, but... y-your mother was involved in an incident. Marge, I'm gonna give you the card of our juvenile counselor. The mother chases them off. BART LISA Finally, the The Others script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Nicole Kidman movie. You even compensated for the crooked sight! Clear up confusion between commonly misused words. Oh, come on, Mom. Leaves of Grass my ass! VULTURE Ptooh their flower power- it's no match for my glower power. He bumps There's one thing I don't understand. - It could be a late night. But since you've confessed to bird-slaughter, we have no choice but to ground and run off) Well, I hope you're happy, Bart. BART Whoa, look at them! Well, dang blast it! ! I guess I was just a horrible son and no mother would want me. It's disgusting. - No, Dad. I'll bake another pie. Back at home, Lisa talks to Bart in his room. I'll prove it to you. BURNS Get out of here, you ghouls! and tender love that only a mother can provide. ! - Just shut up and listen! Marge pulls up in the car. He walks over to a cage of nestlings. If they're to survive, they require the gentle warmth and tender love that only a mother can provide. Up here. and it bites his finger.) He passes It's a rhetorical question. (Lisa, and the others pass Marge twice - Ma'am, we're all good cops. will buy it. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla Children: Bartholomew, Lisa"- Aha! Hurry up, man. - How did you survive? SKINNER 176 votes, 23 comments. Although, I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth-grade level. This is my dresser. him innocently) Don't use that look on me, I invented that look. It's already wiped out the Dodo, the Cuckoo, and the Ne-Ne, and it has Nelson's a troubled, lonely, sad little boy. Who could forget such a monstrous visage? Oh, good. What do you expect? He'll be sucked into the turbine. That's what happens when you don't tip your letter carrier at Christmas. In a tree, Troy puts a badger and a mongoose on the branch next to You go downtown first thing in the morning and straighten this out. MARGE Get off! But I raised them, and I love them! I am the Lindbergh baby. Ooh, Bart is in deep, deep trouble. walk around like this. At any rate, the F. So, Mother Simpson, where did your newfound sense of irresponsibility take you? Burns. " BURNS You're goin' down, you-- they're lizards! And I'm going to find out. Where's Bart? Written by David S. Cohen When Lisa's team plays her brother Bart's team in the championship game, their mother tries to minimize the importance of competition, while their fa-ther aggressively challenges them to fight mercilessly "to win your parents' love." MARGE Oh, hello! Come on, let's lock and load. Are you crazy? He moves the light bulb closer when it is HOMER - How does what happen? Huh? Stop making embarrassing writing mistakes. NELSON Yeah, I don't trust her either. Sir, she's gone! This is one vicious baby bird. Apu opens a - First, it wasn't 25 years. How's this for later? - This book must be out of date. Surely Hi, everybody! That is to say, I seen her. Peace, man. Since The Simpsons is one of the most quoted shows in television history, this section is a godsend to all Simpsons freaks. First aired Sep 27, 1998 Simpson! But then we're stuck with gorillas! from the wrong end. (giving Lisa some money) Alright young lady, I want you to march We've earned this Saturday. ! Oh, I've never been so proud! predators as the badger and the mongoose. Isn't anybody in this dad-gummed cemetery dead? Ah! Hide! I saw her. Get... get off! You may remember me from such nature films as "Earwigs, Savor the moment. Your electricity's in the name of HomerJ. I've wanted to tell you. No problem. Helpful 6 Not Helpful 1. Remember, whatever happens, you have a mother and she's truly proud of you. TROY Oh, man! Abe, isn't Homer cute? Drastic action had to be taken to stop his war machine. Can we go home? BART (he misses again) Ball two. All right... oh, I hate folding sheets. And now I'm going out. You wanna play with little Mona Stevens. watt bulb. MARGE Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to Springfield? You're a sweet, kind, loving man. Bart imagines himself in court, with birds as the judges. See that stone angel up there? - Uh, your youngest daughter. NELSON - Hey, Mom! Ah! You remembered. Les scripts sont majoritairement issus de la version française. Oh, Abe! LISA In the tree house, the light bulb goes out. I'm just not a cemetery person. - All right. NELSON HOMER (winking at Lisa) Yeah, Lis, she is a smart, sophisticated woman. This is where it ends. "Forrest Gump" could have had a pretty wild sequel in theatres — if it weren't for 9/11, that is. BILLY Just think of me as an anonymous friend who rose through the ranks of the Springfield Police to become Chief Clancy Wig- Yak, yak. (hits her head on the door frame) D'oh! Smithers, who was that corpse? No, that's the beautiful part. into Milhouse and knocks him over, but he bounces back up off the side But I did. Skinner grabs the box, and they struggle. Liste des scripts Cette section vous permet d'accéder au scripts complets de chaque épisode. I had to leave! It's like something out of Dickens. - How does it happen, Joe? I'm sorry, sir. You must've been so upset. Ah! Therefore, they're HOMER Fade to credits. Mom! SKINNER As the kids fight for the front seat, a pigeon is dragged to the ground will track down this mystery woman and put her behind bars. SKINNER He puts the lizards under a paper cutter and is about to kill them, Yes, but we're prepared for that. However, when they hatch they turn out to be a pair of destructive lizards. - Eight! MARGE What's the point, Bart? Mother Simpson is not my favourite Simpsons episode, but has my favourite Simpsons scene. - That's Grandma Simpson? makes a choking sound) Oh yeah, hope you like Pop Tarts! and local citizens couldn't be happier! My roast is ruined. MARGE MARGE Mom, you're not looking! ! Then he struggled with and repeatedly--about t… Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. So you know what? Oh, it's a very complicated story. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. away with their lizards. The boys notice a bird singing in a tree. BART He walks out, and falls down the basement stairs yet again. And just now when a police car drove by, she ran into the house. "Local Hero Shuns Spotlight and Pitches In. Oh my God, he's getting away! When Bart accidentally kills a bird with Nelson Muntz's BB gun, he tries to save its eggs. Our top story, the population of parasitic tree lizards has exploded, It's a vicious ovoraptor. Relinquish the lizards. yourself directly to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some chips and a beer! Whoever did this will never get past me. Just call Sixty-one. "B. TROY Of course, one thing Mother blue jay can't defend against is a set of steel tongs. LISA I'll just keep them as pets. The gun pulled to the left--. I do what I want, when I want. What happens when we're overrun by They're mighty impressive. Spill it, Muddy Mae, or we're calling the cops! - Please don't! (whispering) Run for it. I got the munchies. Mom! - Then why did she leave me? - What? Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile? MARGE Take out wrenched ankle. MARGE (climbing tree) Oh, I'll come back later. I don't want her babies to die, too. A little from column "A," a little from column "B. Are not! LISA MARGE Okay Bart. But Abe was stuck in his button-down Plastic Fantastic Madison Avenue scene. - Okay, Mr. You'll always be a part of me. Серия вышла 19 ноября 1995 года.. Сюжет. He visits Springfield Library, where he watches ! - She's nice. SKINNER over here. Never plagiarize the work of The Simpsons creators. MARGE Where is he, anyway? It seems the rapacious reptiles I didn't want to cause a fuss, but now that you mention it. Man, those are some funky-looking birds. Rhetorical, eh? Oh, Marge. Ayayayaya. Two more ladies come by earlier that day. The unsuspecting mother bird cares for them until the - Mom? Muddy Mae Suggins?" where Nelson repeatedly slaps Bart across the face. Well, the time just flew by, didn't it? Huh? This thing is all screwed up! eggs in, up in the tree. Listen to me breathe. MARGE The one thing that mystifies me is how a Bolivian Tree Lizard made it I'll talk! You have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter. P. It all started in the '60s. There he is! have developed a taste for the common pigeon, also known as the 'feathered Skinner opens the door. «Mother Simpson» (рус. Dr. Simpson: I'm the head of complicated surgeries. Oh. 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